Friday, April 15, 2005

Friday's Quote of Horror

One man, upon getting up in the morning, blew his nose so violently that "to his horror his left eye extruded from the orbit. With the assistance of his wife it was immediately replaced and a bandage placed over it." Afterward the eyelid was swollen but apparently there was no permanent damage.


Fascinating. I have rarely read of something both so horrible and Pythonesquely funny. For more stomach churning facts, walk your eyes, orbits intact, over to Uncle Cecil's Straight Dope.

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