It's official. As of last Saturday, the Lord and Lady Bastard were married at an exceptional and beautiful ceremony at the Hotel St. Germaine in Dallas. The Brain and I attended as groomsmen, and over dinner at the reception, the subject of the Lady Bastard's proper title came up.
Using the recent marriage of Charles and Camilla as a template, we decided that the Lady Bastard's official title is Her Highness, the Lady Bastard Consort. Despite the Lady Bastard's queenly demeanor in her wedding gown (she was the spitting-image of Catherine de Medici), we sadly informed her that she could not style herself Her Royal Highness.
Everyone in House Blubrik wishes the Lord and Lady the very best and our enduring love.
Thursday, April 21, 2005
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