Friday, June 03, 2005

Man Sues Toilet

Salon.com News | Man sues for $10M in toilet explosion

While trying to ignore the news about Michael Jackson, de-frocked porno-consuming priests, and 7-year-old axe-murderers, I smiled when I read this...

A man who says he was severely burned when a portable toilet exploded after he sat down and lit a cigarette is suing a general contractor and a coal company, accusing them of negligence.

I mean, I am very sorry the man got hurt, but, hell...didn't he remember all those dire warnings from when he was a kid hiding in the neighborhood drain pipes with his friends to smoke daddy's cigs...

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